Bias: *pulls me on stage*
Bias: What's your name?
Me: My wife.
Bias: Everyone! I would like you to meet My wife!
Me:
Bias:
His members:
Audience:
Cameraman:
His Manager:
PSC:
Japan:
Narnia:
Obama:
Jackie Chan:
My Parents: *facepalm*
My best friend: /to the person next to her/ I told her to say that.